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Dick Barton

Marta's Place

Updated 29/02/24

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Girl 1 There's a nightclub in Berlin Girl 2 Only the elite get in. Girl 3 Millionaires and movie stars Gather nightly in it's bars Girl 4 There are snappy dressing gents, ladies dripping elegance All 4 But just no decadence. Marta You'll have a better time of it At Marta's Place Here amongst the debris of the human race Every Conversation's flirty, Every innuendo's dirty Girl 1 You won't leave before eight thirty Marta This is Marta's Place! Girl 1 Though the decor's had it's day Girl 2 And the carpet's worn away Girl 3 All us girls are lots of fun Girl 4 For a price were anyone's All If things get a little lewd, Hell the lighting is subdued Girl 2 Though I wouldn't eat the food! All You'll enjoy the clientele at Marta's place Here amongst the debris of the human race Marta You must all a' heard the fable How a debutante in sable Ended up under the table Here at Marta's place Marta And if discipline's your scene We've a punishing regime But we're in no rush to go If you'd rather take things slow If your love life's gone to seed We have everything you need All Satisfation guaranteed! All There's nothing like an evening out at Marta's place Here amongst the debris of the human race Marta Let loose every inhibition If you're on a sinful mission Girl 2 There's no need to feel contrition Girls This is Marta's place Marta Step right up here mister Wanna try an ugly sister? Girl 1 Hey don't knock it 'til you've kissed her Girls This is Marta's place Marta If you disregard the plumbing And you're in the mood for slumming All We're the girls who keep you coming Back to Marta Heart-burns Place. Marta (spoken)Lock the door behind you